“That’s our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It’s perfect for us, because, you know, we’re the fire department.” 🎥

I built a pyramid today.

Wordle 971 4/6

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Missed the Wordle today and ended a 58 day streak.

“You’d be perfectly happy with two eighths instead of a quarter? That’s awfully big of you.” 🎥

“Well, this whole thing is just who knows who. Then over here you have favoritism.” 🎥

“I want to get one thing straight here, or I’m walkin’ too. I don’t work on January the 8th…cause that’s Elvis’ birthday.” 🎥

“Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues brothers…has been approved.” 🎥

“Merry New Year!” 🎥

“Who own The Chiefs?” 🎥

“Great! You’ve killed The Invisible Swordsman!” 🎥

Can I post to social media while connected to the corporate WiFi?

“…and she stepped on the ball.” 🎥

Getting the Wordle in two with only one match in row one feels like magic.

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Trying out Appearance > Dark on ye olde MacOS. We’ll see how long it lasts. I give it five minutes.

“How about a nice hot dog and a beer?” 🎥

“The ice…is going to break!” 🎥

“Can’t take it anymore, Felix, I’m crackin’ up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re going to do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! ‘We are all out of Corn Flakes - F.U.’ Took me 3 hours to figure out that F.U. was Felix Ungar.” 🎥

“It’s funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.” 🎥

“You know, a lot of people go to college for 7 years.” 🎥

According to the statistics, this is my 7th two guess out of 275 games played. I did get a one guess once, but that got lost when the NYT bought the game.

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As long as Mailplane keeps working, I’ll continue to use it. Mimestream would be an adequate replacement, but it’s missing Calendar access which I use often in Mailplane.

“Don’t fuck this up, Mitchell!” 🎥

The rare two.

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Half priced MarsEdit? Yes, please. Thank you!

“Oh…well. Pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess I forgot that you never ever make a mistake.” 🎥